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有一次,香港科幻小说作家倪匡应邀参加许戈辉主持的节目。一上台,他便高举着一个瓶子。许戈辉纳闷了:“倪老师,这期节目的主题是《对生命的敬畏》,您怎么举个空瓶子?”倪匡微笑着回答:“我这瓶子里装的是虱子!”台下一片哗然。倪匡微笑着进一步解释:“我年轻时下乡劳动,最头疼的事是一到晚上睡觉就有虱子咬人。于是我把有毒的农药粉撒落在床边四周,形成一道防护墙。谁知睡到半夜,我的身上再次瘙痒难耐。我点亮煤油灯一看,粉圈完好无损。
Once, Hong Kong science fiction writer Ni Kuang was invited to attend Xu Gehui’s program. As soon as he came to power, he held up a bottle. Xu Gehui wondered: ”Ni teacher, the theme of this issue is“ awe of life, ”how do you give an empty bottle? “ Ni Kuang smiled and replied: ”My bottle is equipped with lice!“ The next piece of uproar. Ni Kuang smiled and further explained: ”When I was working in my youth, the most troublesome thing was that lice bite one night at bedtime, so I scattered poisonous pesticide powder around the bed to form a protective wall. To sleep until midnight, my body again itchy embarrassed .I saw the kerosene lamp, pink ring intact.