生活百无聊赖,写稿之余,我还有时间去医院打工。 周末的病人最多,医生们忙得不可开交,像我这样的清洁工有时候也要帮帮他们——打个针什么的。不要指望我告诉你们我在什么地方兼职,我是很想告诉你们,但院长警告我一旦要是说了,周末就永远都不会再忙了。 最近新出现一种病例,虽然没有太大危害,但其范围之广出人意料。我们院长将其称为“短信麻木多动症”。他有一天信誓旦旦地告诉我,对待一件事情如果太投入超出了界限,人体就会变得麻木,不是主动适应而是被动接受。其实我明白他的意思,他是在批评我总打游戏,但是我觉得他说得很对。 医院走廊有两排椅子,坐满了等候的病人。我一眼就看得出他们全都是病人,而且都患有“短信麻木多动症”,因为他们每个人都是两只手相对着,大拇指抖个不停。过去的夏天,总是拉肚子、中暑和食物中毒的病人最多,现在却是患有多动症的人最多,看来时间在变,生活也在发生变化。 今天是星期天,来看病的全部都患有“短信麻木多动症”。为了更快看完所有的病人,医生把他们分成了四类: Bored of life, writing, I still have time to go to the hospital to work. Weekends have the most patients, doctors are too busy, and cleaners like me sometimes help them - get a needle. Do not expect me to tell you where I am part-time, I really want to tell you, but the president warned me that if we say it, weekends will never be busy again. The recent emergence of a new case, although not so damaging, is far more unexpected. Our president calls it “SMS numb ADHD.” He one day promised to tell me that if one thing too much investment beyond the limits of the body will become numb, not active adaptation but passive acceptance. In fact, I understand what he meant. He was criticizing me for playing games, but I think he was right. The hospital corridor has two rows of chairs filled with waiting patients. At a glance, I can see that they are all patients, and all suffer from “SMS numb ADHD” because each of them has two hands facing each other and their thumbs shaking. The past summer, always diarrhea, heat stroke and food poisoning most patients, but now has the most people with ADHD, it seems time is changing, life is changing. Today is Sunday, to see all the patients suffering from “SMS numb ADHD.” To see all the patients faster, doctors divided them into four categories: