蒹葭苍苍:最近烦恼多啊!我们的语文老师向来以炮制高分神话而闻名,哎,谁知道“神话”的背后都是学生的苦难史。前天早上,她一脸自我陶醉地走进教室说:“同学们,你们在老师眼里就是花草。我在你们眼里是什么?”我们只好强颜欢笑说:“园丁。”她满意地接过话头:“那从今天起园丁要来修理大家了。”我们顿时哑口无言,知道从此不能按时下课了。老师啊,我们快被你修理得没有棱角也没有能量啦! 蒹 葭 Gray: Recently more troubles! Our language teacher has always been known for processing high marks, hey, who knows “myth ” is behind the history of student misery. The day before yesterday morning, she came into the classroom with a look of self-respect and said, “My classmates, you are the flowers in the eyes of the teacher. What am I in your eyes?” We just had to laugh and say: “Gardener.” She Satisfied with the words: “From that day, the gardener will come to repair everyone. ” We were speechless and knew that we could not do it on time. Teacher, we have to be repaired by your corner without energy!