Husband: No way! My daughter is only one, and your son is two; when she’s ten, your son would be 20. That’s disgusting!

Wife: No, sweetie, your math is wrong. Our daughter will be two years old next year, and they will be the same age by then.
　　This joke is adapted from XiaolinGuangji (《笑林廣记》, Extensive Gleaning from the Forests of Laughter ), a joke book published in 1781 that epitomized Chinese humor.
　　cross word
　　across

1. The highest organ of power in China

4. Agree on a three-point decree; lay some ground rules

6. The small machine that keeps you connected, can be addictive
　　7. Secret code, password
　　10. Trifling skill of a scribe; literary
　　 skill of small order
　　13. Only the toughest grass can                          stand strong winds; adversity is
　　 the best testing ground for strength
　　down
　　2. What Edward Snowden leaked
　　3. Approximately, by estimation
　　5. Classic Yunnan cuisine involving
　　 chopped black pickles and two
　　 other ingredients
　　8. Winter worm, summer grass

9. An idiom for proficiency in a  particular field
　　11. Famous poet of the Southern
　　 Song Dynasty, from whose
　　 famous lines the name “Baidu”
　　 was taken
　　12. Ignorant