时常有人找上门来,刻意与我讨论学语文。我心虚而后怕,觉得这似乎是无解的难题。细想,谁的语文成绩好过?再说,何以为好?最难的是来访者无论大人小孩,必然诉苦:语文无论如何都考不到高分。他们希望遇见点石成金的老神仙,就如孙悟空遇见菩提祖师,只要祖师拿根戒尺对着孙猴子的脑壳敲三下,如此 Sometimes people come to visit, deliberately discuss the language with me. I feel guilty and scared, I think this seems to be no solution to the problem. Fine, whose language score is better? Besides, what is the best? The hardest part is that visitors, adults and children, are bound to complain: the Chinese can not score high anyhow. They want to meet the golden gods of the past, just as the Monkey King met the Bodhi Patriarch, as long as the patriarch took root guard against the Monkey’s skull knock three times, so