“地壳”运动真伟大。一夜间,毫无征兆,我那辽阔平坦的额头竞“嗖”地一下蹿出了一个硕大无比的疮——高耸耸,红通通,险胜珠穆朗玛峰。毒疮不偏不倚,恰生于眉心之间,实乃有碍观瞻。倘若鄙人皮厚似城墙那样倒无妨,偏偏在下又生性喜臭美。如此这般,我便无论如何也不敢置多年苦心经营之帅哥形象于不顾,冒着被全班MM哄笑的风险去上学了。犹豫再三,忐忑致电老班,望恩准两日,好生调息,躲灾避难。未料老班极不赏脸,振振有辞,道:堂堂男儿岂可被一区区小疮击倒?坚持上课!声厉色严,不容置辩。无奈,只得打点行装,赶赴“刀山”。教室外,三步一吟哦,五步两徘徊,酝酿许久,才急中生智来了个“美人半掩面”以百米之速冲至座上,欲盖弥彰。不巧,这一奇异举动立刻引来数位死党热辣的目光,随之,呼啦一声便将我团团围住。我自不敢懈怠,更加誓死护疮,谁知这愈发撩起了那帮小子们的偷窥欲,嗷嗷怪叫,张牙舞爪,三下五除二便将我生生活捉,最后硬是让我那羞于见人的“珠峰”展览了一回。 The “crustal” movement is really great. One night, without warning, my vast, flat forehead slammed into a gigantic sore that looked soaring, red, and narrowly over Mount Everest. The poisonous sores are impartial and they are born between the eyebrows. This is unsightly. If a person’s skin is as thick as a city wall, it is just as good as it is. In this way, I would not dare to ignore the image of the handsome guy who has been painstakingly operating for many years and went to school at the risk of being ridiculed by the entire class of MM. After hesitating again and again, he called the old class and looked forward to a two-day probation. He reassured and evacuated. Unexpectedly, the old class did not pay any attention to the face and quarreled and remarked: Roads to the dignified man can be knocked down by a small sore in one district. Sticking to the class! The sound is intense and it is indisputable. Frustration, had to do something to install, rushed to “Knife Hill.” Outside the classroom, three steps, two steps, and brewing for a long time, it was only in the midst of anxiousness that the “beauty man half face” was rushed to the seat at a speed of 100 meters. Unfortunately, this strange move immediately attracted the sight of a few of the hottest parties, followed by a hula cry to surround me. I have never dared to slack off and swear more and more sores. Who knows this more and more of the guinea pigs’ voyeurism, groans, and claws, will be caught in my life, and finally it will make me She was ashamed to see the “Mount Everest” exhibited once.