女士们,先生们:欢迎参加2010年度搞笑诺贝尔奖的颁奖仪式。这一年,都有哪些激动人心的科研成果配得上搞笑诺贝尔奖的荣誉呢?获得化学奖的是美国麻省理工大学等三所大学和英国石油公司的研究人员,他们的研究反驳了水和油不能混合的旧观念。事实上,当原油从海洋里破裂的输油管中泄漏的时候,在洋流和深海水压的作用下,原油会以小液滴的形式迅速横向扩散,所以墨西哥湾漏油事件中,有95%的漏油至今还与海水混合着,没有漂浮到海面上。 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the 2010 Nobel Prize ceremony. This year, what exciting scientific achievements deserve the honor of the funny Nobel Prize? The Chemistry Prize was made by three universities such as Massachusetts Institute of Technology and British Petroleum researchers who refuted their research Old ideas that water and oil can not be mixed. In fact, as crude oil leaks from the ruptured pipeline in the ocean, crude oil can rapidly and laterally diffuse in the form of small droplets under ocean currents and deep sea pressure, so 95% of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico Oil spill is still mixed with sea water, did not float to the sea.