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Teacher: Where are elephants found?
Pupil: I don’t know, they are so big that I didn’t think they could get lost!
老师:在哪里能找到大象?
学生:我不知道,既然他们都这么大了,我认为它们不可能会迷路。
Teacher: If there are seven flies on a desk and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Pupil: Just the squashed one!
老师:如果有七只苍蝇在桌子上,我用尺子打死了一只,那么还剩几只?
学生:只剩下你打死的那一只。
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of?
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
老师:我想要你告诉我,你认为最长的sentence是什么?
学生:终身监禁。
(注: sentence作名词时有两种含义:(1)句子;(2)判决。)
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!
老师: 请说出cat family的四个成员。
学生:猫爸爸,猫妈妈还有两只小猫咪。
(注: cat family的真正含义为:猫科。)
Pupil: I don’t know, they are so big that I didn’t think they could get lost!
老师:在哪里能找到大象?
学生:我不知道,既然他们都这么大了,我认为它们不可能会迷路。
Teacher: If there are seven flies on a desk and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left?
Pupil: Just the squashed one!
老师:如果有七只苍蝇在桌子上,我用尺子打死了一只,那么还剩几只?
学生:只剩下你打死的那一只。
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of?
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
老师:我想要你告诉我,你认为最长的sentence是什么?
学生:终身监禁。
(注: sentence作名词时有两种含义:(1)句子;(2)判决。)
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.
Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!
老师: 请说出cat family的四个成员。
学生:猫爸爸,猫妈妈还有两只小猫咪。
(注: cat family的真正含义为:猫科。)