■对着镜子,数自己的头发;■拿着剃刀等胡子长出来;■跟正吸你血的蚊子聊天;■看着天花板上的污渍,把它想成山水画;■给N年以前的报纸校对错别字;■喝一大杯水,然后坐到马桶上去等着。■吃完的西瓜子埋到地下,等着它发芽。 ■ Look into the mirror and count your own hair ■ Grow with a beard such as a razor ■ Talk to mosquitoes who are sucking your blood ■ Look at the stains on the ceiling and think of it as a landscape painting ■ Give newspapers N years ago Proofread the typo; ■ Drink a large glass of water and sit on the toilet and wait. ■ eaten watermelon seeds buried underground, waiting for it to germinate.