从前,有个叫秦半贯的秀才,读书不求甚解,识字只认半边,写文章狗屁不通,读了几年补习,乡试屡考不中。他一贯不务正业,靠吹牛皮拍马,也算在乡里混得不错。而每见同乡学子应试归来,高官厚禄,封妻荫子,衣锦还乡,他却不免有时乖运蹇、怀才不遇之感。碰巧这年县府里发榜招聘官员,新任县官求才若渴,亲自坐堂招贤。轮到秦半贯上场,县官叫侍从带上。秦半贯上得堂前,磕头 Once upon a time, there was a scholar named Qin half-hearted, not very understanding of reading, literacy only recognize half, write articles shit unreasonable, read a few years tutoring, rural exam repeatedly failed. He has always been working hard, flattering by blowing leather, can be considered well mixed in the village. Every visit to the students back home exams, senior officials, sealed his wife Yumiko, homecoming, he can not help but sometimes good luck, pregnant feeling. By chance this year, the recruitment of officials in the county government, the new county magistrate thirst for talent, personally recruiting. Turn Qin half play, the magistrate called the attendant to bring. Qin semi-Guan Tong Tang, kowtow