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最新出笼的“爸爸排行榜”放学了,动动一进家门,就向爸爸甩出两发重磅(zhong bang)“飞吻弹”。哈哈,一下就把爸爸“炸”懵(meng)了。瞧,爸爸又拿出了他的看家姿式——食指和大拇指托住下巴,一副丈二和尚摸不着头脑的样子。“嘻嘻”,动动忍不住笑了,一个箭步冲到沙发上,拿出一份“获奖名单”大声宣读道:“下面我宣布,荣获本学校本班级本年度本月最佳爸爸奖的是——动动爸爸!您的上榜理由如下:本班40名同学中有38人曾(ceng)品尝过您做的水煮(zhu)鱼,之后,有28人啧(ze)啧称赞(cheng zan)、大声叫好;有4人因为嘴里塞满(sai man)鱼肉,实在不能做出任何口头评价;还有4人私下里偷偷跟动动交涉(she)‘换爸爸’的可能性(当然啦,被您儿子骄傲地拒绝了)。总之, 经本选举委员会投票,您以绝对优势超过其他爸爸,当选为本学校本班级本年度本月最佳爸爸。为表示祝贺,本委员会将安排有关人等亲自登门,再次品尝您做的水煮鱼,以示鼓励。”
The latest “Dad Ranking” came out of school, moving into the house, throw two heavy bangs on her father. Haha, just put my father “fried” 懵 (meng). Look, my dad took out his housekeeping gesture - his forefinger and thumb holding his chin, a Zhangzhang monk scratching his head. “Hee hee,” the move could not help but laugh, a stride rushed to the couch, come up with a “list of winners” aloud read: “Below I announced that won this class this year this year the best father of this year's Award Yes - Dynamic Dad! Your list of reasons for this is as follows: 38 out of the 40 students in this class have ever tasted your cooking zhu fish, and then 28 of them have been praised (cheng zan), shouting loudly; 4 people can not make any verbal comments because of their sai man's flesh; and 4 people secretly may secretly talk to her about changing father's possibility (Of course, being proudly rejected by your son.) In short, voting by this Electoral Committee gives you the absolute superiority over other dads and is elected to be the best dad of this month this year for this class. To congratulate, the Committee will Arrange for the people to visit the restaurant personally and taste your boiled fish once again to encourage them. ”