I have eaten 2 Bibles in the last week.
　　我上周啃了两本《圣经》。
　　I steal rocks from this plant and hide them all over the house.
　　我把这个花盆里的石头偷出来，藏在了家里的各个角落。
　　I killed the sofa for you. You’re welcome.
　　主人，我帮你把这个沙发杀掉了。不用谢。
　　I pooped in Conners’ room and tried to blame the puppy.
　　我在康纳斯的卧室里便便，并且试图把责任推给小狗崽。
　　I’ve been stealing tennis balls out of my neighbour’s yard for 3 years. I’m not sorry.
　　这三年来我都在从邻居家后院偷网球。我觉得这没什么啊。
　　4：15 a.m. I howl at birds singing. Not ashamed. 凌晨四点一刻我听到鸟叫，所以也跟着大声嚎叫。我一点不觉得惭愧。